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This is me.

I've seen this so many times but I laugh every time >> someone send help im dying XD<<IM CRYING

Dad: *calls cops* Yeah I think my wife is trying to cook my child in the oven at 345 degrees.

I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries. Someone's job was to literally describe every word in the English language & put it in a book. Like if I had to do that it'd be so sarcastic & rude like "sky": that blue fucking thing over your head dumbass"

I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries. Someones job was to literally describe every word in the English language put it in a book. Like if I had to do that itd be so sarcastic rude like sky: that blue fucking thing over your head dumbass

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Or in the middle of the Isle at a fucking store! Don't look at me as if I'm the rude bitch because I'm pushing through!

Fucking hell. I'd rather have my precious gem put in Excalibur (if anyone doesn't know what that is, look it up)

Ashes compressed into gemstone jewel sword avenge I will not die unless I am killed I can assure you

BAH HAHAHHA I REMEMBER THIS!!! COMMENT IF U DO TOO!

I learned "I hate you. You hate me. Let's get to get her and kill Barney. One shot, two shot, three shot, four. No more purple dinosaur"

This made me put my phone down, put my head in my hands, and sigh for a full minute before I could even get to the reblog comments... T_T

Did anyone else read that last bit in a southern accent, or was that just me?

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