*hands pinkie ihop cin-a-stack pancakes.* Pinkie: Pancakes! Nummy! *Unhinges her jaw like a snake and eats it whole, spitting out the plate with a look of regret on her face.* Me: did I prove you wrong? Pinkie: Too. Much. Cinnimon.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DERPYYY! I'm calm again because if it happens I only have *that* much panic left in my brain that I should be saving for the rest of my life to tell Mom with, and even then it's not enough. #DerpyHoovesForever