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And she won

And she won

Maybe if i would quit reminding them that they are apathetic little assholes they might talk to me again?   Still, no.

Maybe if i would quit reminding them that they are apathetic little assholes they might talk to me again?

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The 27 Funniest Parenting Pictures

The 27 Funniest Parenting Pictures

Sounds about right. I am in no hurry when that happens. Lol

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

You Can't Truly Understand the Meaning of Long Suffering Until You've Had to Wait on a Toddler to Do Anything All. By. Himself. SO True! Funny!

The True Meaning of Long Suffering

The true meaning of long suffering has to have something to do with a toddler doing anything all.

When she is being a sassy back talking 12 year old, I may have allegedly threatened to list her on eBay. Lots of times. haha.

When she is being a sassy back talking 12 year old, I may have allegedly threate.

Lol a Mother's work is never done #parentingboyshumor

Lol a Mother's work is never done #parentingboyshumor

'Silence is Golden' unless you have kids, then it's suspicious.

Another great find on Cream & Brown 'Silence is Golden' Wall Sign by Vinyl Crafts

I like this one because the other sayings are too corny

"Please excuse the mess, my kids are making memories. To clean up the mess.

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