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Haha, this happens to me all the time. You are not responding in the way I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it.

"I won't tell anyone" [but my best friend]

ain't that the truth! at lunch i'll be telling one of my besties a secret and a not quite as close friend will ask what we're whispering about. being true bestfriends, we exchange a look and know exactly what to say.

"No, honey. I'm not being sarcastic and hateful. I'm simply reacting to YOUR disrespectful attitude." | Apology Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Wedding Ecard: It doesn't matter how you're doing on your finals as long as your future husband is acing his.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

haha! that's why pinterest gave us private boards...@Rachael Eaton

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Definition of a Best Friend: The only person on earth that's allowed to call you crazy, totally mean it, and she doesn't get her ass beat.

I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out.

eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

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I would literally dislocate both of my shoulders in attempt to get all of the groceries in the house in one trip.so true when you live in an apartment!

Yepp! So totally my room when im on a hunt. Then I give up and go buy a new one anyway lol @Jamie Wise Wise Wise Darhower

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy the entire room // ecard

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Well....maybe the fourth lol

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

All of his money goes to you! I'm anything but a gold digger! You are not very bright. Go get a job and work, then maybe you will understand how it feels to be a grown up. Lazy ass!

Free, Workplace Ecard: It's not "throwing someone under the bus" if they were already tumbling precariously in that direction on their own.