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Lighten Up

I wanna shove a lamp up your ass so you'll lighten the fuck up.I so could do this to some people.

Funny Confession Ecard: My Pinterest account looks like I am going to be very fit, very fat or very, very drunk.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I think I'm allergic to chocolate. My ass and thighs are showing definite signs of swelling.

You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but noone really wants you.

Funny Confession Ecard: You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but noone really wants you.

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning?

Grumpy Pants

Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning? Sometimes in the morning this is me!

Look at all the fucks I give!

wtf: With a fuck fuck here. And a fuck fuck there. Here a fuck. There a fuck. Everywhere a fuck fuck. (You know you're singing it .

Crappy day. Today should have had a warning label

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol. Yup,nuf said.

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