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Aaaahahahahaha Violet are blue, blood is red. The window was open, I'm under your bed.

Don't piss me off! I bottle that shit up & you don't want to be the one who gets it when I snap!

Don't piss me off! I bottle that shit up & you don't want to be the one who gets it when I snap! most are to irrelevant to be mean to, I just laugh.

Cant go within 1000 ft

"I'm sorry, sir," the angel said. "we can't let you into heaven. you have to go to hell." aiden just laughed. "nope, i can't go to hell. Satan still has a restraining order against me.

Hahaha true Im a prostitute of feelings lol

I give a fuck. I give lots of fucks, actually. I'm a prostitute of feelings.

Since I would look ridiculous in a red suit I will be wearing a charcoal gray suit with a bright red tie.

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As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake

Please dont

I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone -- For real!

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