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Men say they don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days & doesn't die. Well, I don't trust anything with 2 heads & only one brain.

Yep Pucker up!

Funny Flirting Ecard: If you're talking behind my back. you're in a real good position to kiss my ass.

Seen this before but it always makes me giggle.                                                                                                                                                                                 More

My chalkboard art obsession: get inspired

Awesome sign in front of coffee shop. Unattended children will be given Espresso And a Free Kitten - funny sign - Cat memes - kitty cat humor funny joke gato chat captions feline laugh photo

And sometimes that's the way it goes.

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m see Tuesday and Dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, its not me, its you.

Vulgar but funny! Lol!!!

Job & Work quote & saying A good insult for plastic people. Rebel Circus The quote Description A good insult for plastic peop

Well, you know.....

People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

| the proof |

Pintrest: proof that other people like the same shit that i do - 1313 Blackberry Lane

U were seen and blocked! HE is not and was never the pinterest man who broke you. Are you not aware of how the game is played? Players going to play...then they disappear and of course, now you search for him. You know who you are >PE< my man is not your man, never was. Be nice now and move along.

if insulting you makes me "pathetic", then what does that make you? you've sure done your fair share of insulting me. karma's a big ol' bitch!