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Watching 'THE WALKING DEAD' made me realize, I really need to get in shape. If a zombie apocalypse happened tomorrow, I'd be eaten. I need to get in shape!

Omg, I think this all the time! Lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

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"Some people come into your life as a blessing. other people come into your life as a lesson. Those people are better known as douchebags." BAHAHAHA Oh so true.

I have to bite my tongue real hard some days, excuse me, I mean nights!

Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can. How I feel working in customer service loll

Sensory Overload and Fibromyalgia #BeingFibroMom #FibroParenting

Sensory Overload and Fibromyalgia: The connection between sensory sensitivity and pain

true friendship So true.hahaha True So very true! So true

Snapped episode here I come

You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.


Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Your dumb shit is what makes me want to get tanked at 11 am.

Not sayin' I hate you, but attack by honey badgers

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.

Hahaha! I would...

Many people do not look for the truth in Life, they only search for those that agree with them.

#running #inspiration #motivation

I know I have a vagina, but I'm gonna need you to suck my dick.


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Thank you, Government assistance! Without you I wouldn't be able to afford drinking, drugs, tattoos, and iPhones.

killing partner.. got me a sharp shooter! lol

A very important question

Before you marry someone, ask yourself, "Will they be a good killing partner during the Zombie Apocalypse?