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Like when people shorten my name to 'Moll' and they don't know me. Since when does Molly need to be shortened?<-- This person understands me more than anyone else in the entire universe as that is also my name

lol true, true.....

My little story When I have a new calendar, I flip to my birth month to see if I got a good picture. So true! I do this every time!

Omgggggggg I got this thing that I have with my best friend from this exact pin we call it Good Horizontal pauses that or GHP

a día, taking naps sounds so childish I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses. I love to take about three horizontal life pauses per day,

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You spend more time thinking about food than you’ve ever spent thinking about a person. 24 Things Only Girls Who Are Constantly Hungry Will Understand

That goes for FB statuses too! Lol!

And most of the time I verbally give my opinion.don't want my opinion, don't talk so loud😉

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Daily odd compliment: Whenever I have a stressful day, you're the only person I want to talk to. Which I know, sucks for you, but you deal with it like a champ. And I appreciate that.

I love everybody.  Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and others I would love to punch in the face.

Haha even tho I don't say it, I definitely feel this way lol

Why are iPhone chargers are not called apple juice? - #funny #LOL picture message @mobile9

Why are iPhone chargers not called apple juice?~ found this and thought it was funny because my charger is green and has juice written on it.now I understand haha

Me and my cousin since forever. We ALWAYS know what the other is thinking for some reason.

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