Obviously the chef isn't trying hard enough since a college student can.
My new favorite imaginary TV show. Good luck to the chef who comes to my house and tries to make a meal of strawberry jam (from Canada, thank you to my mom.), 3 cans of tuna, and year old chocolate Malt-O-Meal. And I'm not even a student.
Oh my gosh I would totally watch that show, it'd be hilarious XD