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I can't wait to tell my kids I was born before the internet and cell phones

Calories

If Stress Burned Calories, I'd Be A Supermodel -during sats week

Oops! Haha facial expressions give it away need to remeber LOL

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

This is how we roll in the south!

Welcome to the South! So true! I was so confused by the word soda.they were all called coke

I HATE VOICEMAILS. lol Idk why, but they stay on my phone for like a week, and when i finally listen to it, it's only so i can get rid of the dang icon.

I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

So true. Straight to the point. makes-me-chuckle

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

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....pshh, every girls dream is to eat without getting fat

every guy thinks every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy. pshh, every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat: SO TRUE!

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