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Well, OP did ask...

No one is arguing. They are educating on the merits of eating fat children over lean children.

"Don't go down there Maddy," my mom whispered from her room, "the voice speaks lies," I stared at her, I was confused, "Mom it's just Momma, she wants me." I explained, "no she wants me," my mother paused. "To do the dishes," and with that i deadpanned...

go back to my room and lock the door and then jump out the window since i live on the ground floor xD

19 Responses To Sexist Bullshit That'll Give You At Least A Moment Of Relief

19 Responses To Sexist Bullshit That'll Give You At Least A Moment Of Relief

Yesssss

You're prettier than Elsa. what a great pick up line. This is awesome parenting!

really really want to do this one day

paranoia game - obviously this might have to be modified a little bit to fit a camp setting.^^^this sounds awesome but also horrifying. I'd be so paranoid if someone said my name and the question wasn't said

It's contagious O.o

is being Canadian really a cult, well I'm screwed<<Someone tell me are canadians even real? I want to live in Canada (ಥ﹏ಥ)

pardon the language (it can be spoken without the language if you are creative)

The person who got all etymological.<< fun fact: violet in Italian are calles "viole", because of their color (which is "viola"). Viola=purple <<in french, they are called "violette" from the color "violet" and violet = purple

“Stupid.” “Idiot.” “Drink something for Pete’s sake” “Do you want food?” “Eat the goddamn granola bar.” All ones I use often.

” “Drink something for Pete’s sake” “Do you want food?” “Eat the goddamn granola bar.

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