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Unless we decide to play hide and seek. Because I play by the rules, and the rules clearly state, 'no peeking.

Or sleeping.


Daily Odd Compliment: When I'm with you, every weather is cuddling weather. Because sweaty bodies are gross bodies, and I just want to be left alone at that point.

Then okay.

Daily Odd Compliment: I don't know who you think you are, but if you think it's someone sexy, then okay.

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Daily Odd Compliment: You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. The polar bears would be upset.

And now Herbie loves his passers by

And now Herbie loves his passers by

Inside Jokes

Daily Odd Compliment- Our system of jokes is so advanced that I can simply say a random word like "cactus" and you'll be laughing and being like "Haha!

daily odd compliment- don't know why but this REALLY made me laugh out loud. Not the fake "lol" but seriously. I think it's because it sounds like something I would say.

Daily Odd Compliment: You're the prettiest thing I've seen today. And I was looking at, like, a bunch of sunset pictures this morning, so.