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I'll be sitting around knitting, THEN press my Life Alert button while I wait for the hot firefighters to show up!

Honey-do list

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.


Funny Birthday Ecard: May you live long enough for us to live together and pretend were the Golden Girls.

The run for your life challenge! Zombies accepted!

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Build these handy undersink roll-out trays in a weekend. You can tackle this project with simple carpentry tools and some careful measuring.  You can make all the trays in an afternoon using building products from your local home center or hardware store for as little as $80. *My husband made this for me for Mother's Day this year and I couldn't be happier, I love great organization!*

I'm looking forward to the Apocalypse since it's apparently the only way that I won't have to pay back my student loans.so true

A good man can make you feel strong...

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world. that's wine. wine does that.

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Im not gossiping.I'm just sharing opinions aboit other ppls life choices!