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I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack.

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

Big Bang Theory Silliness... This is absolutely wonderful!

Big bang theory is awesome

The Big Bang Theory cast poses as well known pop culture figures. Too funny!

:-)....I am notoriously clutzy in my family.  They make fun of me all the time.  It's not mean if it's true....so true.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.then I must have some serious skill :D

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

lol- 20 Ways Toddlers are Like Drunk People - Hilarious! More applicable to me, 20 ways dealing with a drunk person is like a toddler

confession: I have actually said this....out loud...in the presence of others.......and meant it.

"I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something. "People Of Wal-Mart"?I'm not sure I could handle "People Of Dollar Palace"!

SO true. except before church because that would be gross. hairy legs and a skirt. no thanks :)

Im a firm believer in the definition of this word: winter (noun)- the three month break between a woman and her razor. This would be exactly the case except for we are required to wear shorts in gym and sometimes I happen to have gym in the winter.

The Ultimate "House Hunters" Drinking Game. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. might need to add a few rules though. like when the couple is annoying

The Ultimate "House Hunters" Drinking Game

This is fantastic! The Ultimate "House Hunters" Drinking Game- hilarious/ true. People would die of alcohol poisoning if they did this.

I felt this every time I tried looking for knick-knacks with my name on them while on vacation. And failed.

OMG, I used to say I couldn't find a keychain with my name on it, all the time. So hilarious. I love my name, keychain or not.

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