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why would i want to be alone with my thoughts? have you heard some of the shit that comes out of my mouth? im fucking nuts!

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Free, Wedding Ecard: If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you!

Free and Funny Weddings Ecard: If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you!

I'm a female, white, AND listen to rap music. Damn, I'm a bad bitch.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

My people skills are just fine.  It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

It's "my tolerance FOR idiots ." not "tolerance to idiots ." meaning I have no tolerance for this sign.

True & other times you just have to sit back & realize  you can't fight with stupid people, there's no need to prove your point or explain anything to a "nobody " with tunnel vision & hearing lol

Sometimes you have to flip out and go bat shit crazy to a point.very true

Pretty much my life story

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

i dont like this. i dont like women agreeing with the sexist idea that we are all catty bitches.

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Funny Confession Ecard: Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, that's why they hate each other.

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I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

Men see and think, Women see and think............

Men look at a woman's behind and think 'Wow what an ass.' Women look at a man's face and think the same thing.

My humor

nice though that my hubby and some close friends get my humor :) --- Funny Confession Ecard: Frankly, my humor is for my enjoyment, it is inconsequential if you get it or not.

Yes indeed!!

How to Practice Radical Honesty. You have probably told many little lies and half-truths throughout your life. Radical honesty is the practice of minimizing the lies you tell. The "radical honesty" movement was founded by a.

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