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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties Picture Quote

Outdoorsy in that I love drinking on patios via @angela4design

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

Totally me today! Lol, I need my new employee now

Excellent check list, but sorry about the runner. Sanity had to go.

yeah! smartest thing I've found today!!

"Not to get technical, but according to chemistry - alcohol is a solution." Great excuse for a drink!

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So me today running on 4 hrs of sleep! Got back from vacation yesterday, worked last night, picked up the pup, and went to work this am at 7. So. Much. To. Clean.

I feel like I should clean house, so I am going to lay down until the feeling passes.

Happy Full Moon Week When seeing a werewolf would be the least bizarre thing to come through the ER.

Free and Funny News Ecard: Happy Full Moon Week When seeing a werewolf would be the least bizarre thing to come through the ER.

Sorry, this isn't our quarterly report. It's actually my blood pressure from having to deal with you idiots.

Let's have a brief, hour long discussion about how laid back and care free I am. I made a pie chart and a graph for proof.

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