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Ahahaha! Sorry it's a bit crude but seriously, some days... This is just so totally accurate

how i feel a lot lol Roses are dead, violets are fine. This day sucks balls. I really love wine.

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"i farted.that is as close to me giving a shit as you're gonna get.

"Motherhood: When going out for one night, takes more planning and preparation than a wedding." It's absolutely right lol… Keep calm and enjoy the weekend!! {pacifickid.net/}

{Funny Quote} "Motherhood: When going out for one night, takes more planning and preparation than a wedding." It's absolutely right lol… Keep calm and enjoy the weekend! Well maybe not that much planning but still funny haha

“What actually sustains us, what is fundamentally beautiful is compassion for yourself and those around you. That kind of beauty enflames the heart and enchants the soul." Lupita Nyong'o

❥ "You can't rely on how you look to sustain you. What is fundamentally beautiful is compassion for yourself and for those around you. That kind of beauty enflames the heart and enchants the soul." ~~Lupita Nyongo ★ (LOVE her!

you go, dad!

Funny Text Message - How could you? I trusted you and you cheated on me! Oh, sorry Dad. That was meant for Jim. Oh. On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?

What you should do when your best friend gets dumped…

Page 111 - Relationships - Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED<<<<<<< me and my friends really need to make plans like this.

Omg this is so me!

BlondeThere were three blondes walking on a trail. The first blonde said, 'Those look like deer tracks.' The second blonde said, 'No, those are totally moose tracks.

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