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One out of Four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your 3 closest friends.if they seem okay, then you're THE ONE. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

You can say that again, about Republicans

Some people really do have bad luck when it comes to thinking. I'm just gonna go with this.

No I don’t need anger management you need to stop pissing me off !

@Juliann Oldbury Johns @Michele Oldbury @Michelle Mitchell

Pretty sure this is exactly how my sister feels about me. Too bad she's wrong- I am the one who has the best sister in the world!

Funny swimming picture - sharks or seaweed

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. I AM TERRIFIED OF SEAWEED!

Now isn't this the sad truth!--Thankfully this isn't my husband.but it's true of other people in my life. Guess I'm just old school and think it's disrepectful not to give someone your full attention when they are talking to you.

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Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel that they're panicked over who's getting cut from the team.

Omg, I think this all the time! Lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

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Sounds like how I go to sleep sometimes. Only kids count sheep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache and cry yourself to sleep like a grownup!

Hahaha oh people, people!

Funny Confession Ecard: Curling irons have a warning tag that says 'For external use only.' Which one of you sick people made that necessary?

Omg...this was my oldest son. I never could clean his room when he was home. He would probably have a koniption if he saw it now.

Hell hath not fury like your kid catching you throwing away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord. Or your husband.just sayin'.

I will!

A procrastinator? I'll prove you wrong someday. Just you wait and see. (I'll procrasinate at my funeral.I'll never die!

Why? Because fuck you that's why.

Funny pictures about When women ask you for your opinion. Oh, and cool pics about When women ask you for your opinion. Also, When women ask you for your opinion.

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