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When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos, I ask them if they would put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.

When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos, I ask them if they would put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.

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Vor der Hochzeit spricht die Patentante mahnend zur jungen Braut: "Im Leben jeder Frau, mein Kind, gibt es nur eine große Liebe!" "Und wer war das bei Dir, Tante?" "Matrosen, mein Kind, Matrosen!"

Vor der Hochzeit spricht die Patentante mahnend zur jungen Braut: "Im Leben jeder Frau, mein Kind, gibt es nur eine große Liebe!" "Und wer war das bei Dir, Tante?" "Matrosen, mein Kind, Matrosen!"

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My alarm clock is lucky it lives inside my smartphone. This saves its miserable life.

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