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Bad day

I had a really bad day. First, my ex got run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver.

People of quality

"Associate yourself with people of good quality, for it is better to be alone than in bad company" - Booker T. "Do not be misled: 'Bad company corrupts good character.'" - I Cor.

Funny Lent Giving Up Card Picture | Funny Joke Pictures

For Lent, I am just giving up. I lent my give-shit to someone i thought I could trust, and this is what I get for thinkin

I couldn't have said it better myself.

"I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more. I shouldn't think this is humorous but I do. I must not give a shit.

I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

A fun shirt for a great cause. Use heat transfer materials and a heat press to spread the word.

Of course I am an organ and tissue donor. Who wouldn't want a piece of this?

If I ever win the lottery, I'm saying this to the first customer that complains... lol

Free and Funny News Ecard: If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted.