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Hahahaha this is so Adam!

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#SomeEcards

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Language is crude, but it's SO true!

Language is crude, but it's SO true!

Menschen die andere Menschen im Fitnessstudio anschauen | Dressed Like Machines                                                                                                                                                                                 Mehr

Menschen die andere Menschen im Fitnessstudio anschauen

Dieser Strip von The Oatmeal fasst so ziemlich genau das zusammen, was in den Gedanken der Menschen im Fitness vor sich geht. Und das stimmt zu 100 %.

I felt you. You were a pea. Then a lemon. Then an eggplant. I followed advice. I read twelve books. I quit coffee. Could you tell I was scared? I talked to you, sang to you... I wasn't ready. But then you were here. Ten toes. Eight pounds. Love. Big fat love. I held you. I fed you. I realized that I would spend my life doing things to make you happy -- and that that would make me happy. And then there are the times I want to give up. You've made me rethink my sanity....

I felt you. You were a pea. Then a lemon. Then an eggplant. I followed advice. I read twelve books. I quit coffee. Could you tell I was scared? I talked to you, sang to you... I wasn't ready. But then you were here. Ten toes. Eight pounds. Love. Big fat love. I held you. I fed you. I realized that I would spend my life doing things to make you happy -- and that that would make me happy. And then there are the times I want to give up. You've made me rethink my sanity....

Das Innere Kind

Das Innere Kind

Join me in a briefmoment of silencefor my dignitybefore thisweekend getsstarted. | Cry For Help Ecard

Join me in a briefmoment of silencefor my dignitybefore thisweekend getsstarted. | Cry For Help Ecard

#nurse Oh so true...I wish there was a memo I could send out stating this fact to the public! littlelindz4

#nurse Oh so true...I wish there was a memo I could send out stating this fact to the public! littlelindz4

hahahaha always

hahahaha always

I've been saying it for years -- Alexander Skarsgard loves me, he just doesn't know it yet.

I've been saying it for years -- Alexander Skarsgard loves me, he just doesn't know it yet.

bg/wg

bg/wg

Haha

Haha

yes, thank you @Liz Wells @Lauren Jennings <3 xoxo

yes, thank you @Liz Wells @Lauren Jennings <3 xoxo

i mean really... ;)

i mean really... ;)

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grumpy cat tardar sauce - Google Search / Actually I think it came out that he wasn't "actually a law professor"; he was a, "guest lecturer," which had the same status.