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Lol ann berg this is why I didnt get u a card hahahha jk jk I love my sis in law best one I ever had

Funny Confession Ecard: I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat...I resemble this "_

Funny Confession Ecard: I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat.

I prefer my men as I do my cocktails: tall, stiff and inside me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I prefer my men as I do my cocktails: tall, stiff and inside me.

anyone who claims their life is nothing but perfect is lying to themselves and a bigger fool than we can imagine... pathetic really

I know a couple people that do this. They have to be trying to convince themselves because they are not fooling anyone else.

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

Lol, srsly I have immense respect for teachers. I barely have the patience for my own child.

Funny Teacher Week Ecard: Do you want to hear a secret? You're the reason your teachers are alcoholics. I know a few kids like this!

This is pretty true for my whole house!

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. (I live with some people who are imitating a museum. I'm not naming any names in order to protect the guilty.

Want to do this at church

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait.so evil!

Gotta teach your kids good comebacks early!

Next time when you face the bully

"Next time the bully asks for your lunch money, tell him you left it on his mother's dresser." E-cards

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