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EVERY day my kid asks "what's for dinner?" I reply "food". He says "what kind of food?" I reply "The kind you eat. It is what is it - they'll eat it or starve ;

Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems, But Then Again, Neither Does Milk

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk! Hahaha, I think milk causes more problems lol

I'm right anyway.

This is totally how I feel about my mom when she is telling me how I should cook things step by step. I know she's only trying to help, but I will never learn if I don't try it on my own.

:-)  The dino show that used to be on tv, the baby would say "not the momma" to the dad, thats what my kids would say

She'd be "the Mom! and not only smarter than Dad . smarter than any of Dad's friends too!

- http://lolsvillage.com/?p=8254

This is the truth of the matter: “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios”. Birthday gift anyone?

Choosy moms choose beer @Jean Loang Rankin and @Shellie Giddings Gebhard would agree

Anne Taintor Square Magnet, Choosy Moms Choose Beer By Anne Taintor

I have one who is Epic at this lol

Free and Funny Family Ecard: Yes! Lets take all of our toys from our bedroom into the clean living room. Mom loves that!