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I’m not interested

I’m not interested

I don't care if you think you have 'swag'. Just pull up your pants and walk faster.

Winston Churchill

No matter what you're going through, keep going. Once you survive whatever it is that is testing you, you realize you have a strength you never knew you had. The kids and I survived what we were put through. And we came out unbreakable.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Dear Girls, Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure. Yes you'll get attention, but mostly from pigs. Sincerely, Real Men.

Dear Girls, dressing immodesty is like rolling around in a manure. Yes, you’ll get attention, but mostly from pigs. Sincerely, real me.

Marriage is getting to have a sleep over with your best friend, every single night of the week. Assuming, of course, that your best friend likes to fart under the covers and then hold them over your head while screaming, "DUTCH OVEN!!!"

Marriage

Marriage is getting to have a sleep over with your best friend, every single night of the week. Assuming, of course, that your best friend likes to fart under the covers and then hold them over your head while screaming, "DUTCH OVEN!

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