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Hear that? I'm a GODDAMN TIGER!

Love my kids love my stretch marks. I have always considered stretch marks the trophy of motherhood!

Cleaning is hard

i can't clean my room because i get distracted by all the cool stuff i find.i should have used this when my mom asked me to clean my room when i was a kid

So true...

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

good moms. This makes me feel better, I hope my kids are happy because of something I did!

For moms who know what really matters. Black box sign with "Good moms have sticky floors, dirty ovens, and happy kids." in white. All wooden box signs are deep and can be freestanding or hanging. 8 x 7 x inches.

I'm reminded of this every time I speak to my parents.

Those who criticize this generation are the ones who raised it. So true!

I heard Goldie Hawn say this exact same thing on a talk show once, and thought so much of her for being honest!  I think she cheated and stole this quote from whoever really DID originally say it!  Tsk-tsk

when I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. -Albert Einstein And happiness is really life as it should be lived.

Motherhood, the greatest joy, words can not convey. A baby makes your future worth living for.

Ohhh!!! I loved the movie so much!!! I want to paint this on my niece or nephews wall if I can come my sister and brother-in-law into it. Only maybe with proper grammar. :]

"You is Kind. You is Smart." -Aibileen, from The Help and I hope my kids know that, too.

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Talking with quiet confidence will always beat screaming with obvious insecurity. Remember that

The only ones that lose are the ones that race the fastest....my favorite line. sadly enough, there are a few things I need to work on in this manifesto

The Scary Mommy Manifesto

I wouldn't call this the Scary Mommy Manifesto. I would call it the Anti-judging Mommy Manifesto.

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Success Quotes

Tracy used to say to me "quit beating up on My friend!" :) Be true but be nice. Beautiful Truth shared by artist Emily McDowell. :: Be Nice To Yourself Print by emilymcdowelldraws

Motivation

Yesterday, you said tomorrow. One of those phrases where all who read it say the same thing, " and tomorrow is today"

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Irrational fear.

"I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day." Oh my gosh. This is so me. I thought I was the only one!

Truth

"Life is hard; it's even harder if you're stupid." - John Wayne // something I wish I could tell each of my students!

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