Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Vino baby

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.

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95% of the decisions in my life.. - http://jokideo.com/95-of-the-decisions-in-my-life/

Ecard : of the decisions I'm my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good

Build these handy undersink roll-out trays in a weekend. You can tackle this project with simple carpentry tools and some careful measuring.  You can make all the trays in an afternoon using building products from your local home center or hardware store for as little as $80. *My husband made this for me for Mother's Day this year and I couldn't be happier, I love great organization!*

I'm looking forward to the Apocalypse since it's apparently the only way that I won't have to pay back my student loans.so true

When I make something I saw on Pinterest, and people tell me I'm creative,  I feel like saying, "Haven't you seen Pinterest??!!"  I tell them I am not creative, I'm REcreative!! :)  And fess up to having seen it on Pinterest!

so i asked her how on earth she ever thought of that genius idea?she didn't bitch saw it on pintrest

I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

that's mean...but true. and making it real obvious what's going on. js

Funny Breakup Ecard: Thanks for dating someone ugly after we broke up. I win! Suck it beotches!

I know what the problem is

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

I'm a female, white, AND listen to rap music. Damn, I'm a bad bitch.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

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