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Ha ha ha! Wooden tit

"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?" i love this hahah

Free, Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

Funny Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

There should be a refund on calories for things that don't taste as good as you thought they would.

Refund for calories of food that doesn't taste as good as you thought it would.

Yes, and these are the days that we LOVE selling condoms! ;) http://luckybloke.com

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

I hate talking on the phone. Texting is the best way to get ahold of me.

Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable? I hate talking on the phone! Unless it's like my mom or grandparent's lol

Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friends Hit like if you love Jesus post. I really do like you.

Funny Apology Ecard: Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friend's 'Hit like if you love Jesus' post.

Yes!

LOL ok i dont drink anymore and now i know my juddgment was always a bit skewed but this shit is too funny not to share. i def thought I had the answers and the no care attitude when i was buzzed

There goes that crazy lady...

Sarcasm- this is soooo true in my family and friends. If we bust your chops, you have been accepted as one of us!

That is Sex Ed in High School. Sex Ed for grown ups should be taught by me! www.bontempsbabes.com

Sex Ed Should Be Taught By A Pregnant Woman Four Days Past Her Due Date! It would scare the crap outta kids!

Halloween Shoe Saying, "Witch please"

Wizard of Oz Humor: This lady was all like "gimme yo shoes" and I was like "witch, please"

I am done trying to figure why Kansas and Arkansas are pronounced differently.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I am done trying to figure why Kansas and Arkansas are pronounced differently

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