Explore Humor Quotes, Funny Quotes, and more!

Whenever someone says this, im in love!

"You would probably sleep better if we had sex." - god I love ecards

and that i can use my feet to push myself around without leaving my chair.

Sometimes the Best Part of my Job is that my Chair Swivels [someecards] Job.what job?

It's sad that Christians are the first to judge... When we should be the first to love.

Funny Confession Ecard: You call yourself a 'Christian,' but Jesus wasn't a snob who judged people for their imperfections.You may wanna get your Bible out & check up on that.

My Uterus

Funny Apology Ecard: Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue? My life it's not even funny

The funniest, most accurate wedding planning e-cards!

Wedding E-Cards for Every Occasion

Whatever stage you’re at with your wedding planning, at least one of these funny wedding e-cards will sum up your mood!

One of my pet peeves when people don't use correct grammar especially on Facebook!!!!

My ABSOLUTE BIGGEST pet peeve! I'm convinced people have no idea how stupid they look or seem when they use the wrong words/grammar/spelling etc!

Imgur Post

The most awesome images on the Internet

#running #inspiration #motivation

I know I have a vagina, but I'm gonna need you to suck my dick.