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Probably not if he actually got stabbed (would he even allow that to happen?), but I can imagine Chaos being extremely sarcastic towards anyone who tried to stab him.......at least the that's fair one!!!

Probably not if she actually got stabbed (would she even allow that to happen?), but I can imagine Ciana being extremely sarcastic towards anyone who tried to stab her.<<<this would be a good dialogue if you are writing a witty character

Once a girl in band asked "can people have monkeys as pets?" Why......why....

Once a girl in band asked "can people have monkeys as pets?<<<< once a guy in my science class thought that the earth went around the sun every 24 hours and that's how a day was made and then was so confused when we started laughing

yeah, I want that chocolate bar -tumblr

Flawless chocolate logic:>> all logic that involves chocolate is flawless

Too soon

Beethoven being deaf jokes are probably my favorite thing.Probably shouldn't laugh.

MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER. some people think they're so cool

Anyone else notice that it's perchu, aka the guy who hates moreos?

The struggle is real

when my parents leave I like to sing Broadway shit loudly while playing Roblox

When you hear a car alarm: | 24 Pictures That Make Way Too Much Sense If You Drive

24 Pictures That Make Way Too Much Sense If You Drive

Just a stroll through the Tumblrweeds - Imgur

Just a stroll through the Tumblrweeds

The Catholic issue. This is so funny but so true. I went to a Catholic primary school and over of the kids in my year are now atheists.

I knew this. I really did. Pusillanimous actually implies something so cowardly that it disgusts you.

The time they failed to realize that not everyone is on the same page re: “pusillanimous.” - plus when i looked up the definition of pussy it doesn't even mention that it's short for pusillanimous so the point is kind of invalid

I bought a rainbow colored day-planner. I call it the gay agenda.

I bought a rainbow colored day-planner. I call it the gay agenda.

The true gay agenda: be nice to everyone. That should be the everyone agenda.

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