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An Hildes Geburtstag zog Ernst immer ein Hemd an zur Feier des Tages. Ein Turnhemd zwar, aber immerhin. Renate Bergmann (@RenateBergmann) | Twitter

An Hildes Geburtstag zog Ernst immer ein Hemd an zur Feier des Tages. Ein Turnhemd zwar, aber immerhin. Renate Bergmann (@RenateBergmann) | Twitter

Emily understands me so much more than the safe amount on this

Sometimes when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. - only certain people I have to deal with on a daily basis.

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don*t need that kind of negativity in your life.

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. She loves that Parmesan.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look incredible when you got home. It's just that I fell asleep.

*The Rachel*

Children who read are more likely to have correctly spelled tattoos when they grow up.

Lol she is so obnoxious. I'm glad someone else appreciated how weird she was standing at the Oscars.

This about sums up Angelina Jolie at the Oscars

Angelina Jolie's Oscar dress could have been worse! Angelina Jolie turned heads at the Oscars last night in a high-cut velvet dress that had her right leg jutting outward and her hand on her hip like a pretentious Captain Morgan ad.

Glitter was a great idea; until you realized it's the Herpes of crafting supplies and now you cant get rid of it. Good.

Glitter was a great idea; until you realized it's the Herpes of the crafting supplies and now you can't get rid of it. (I hate glitter.

hmmmm...yes!

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Sex ed should be taught by a woman four days past her due date.

Sex Ed should be taught by a pregnant woman 4 days past her due date.

I'M HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN..AS SOON AS ... - http://www.razmtaz.com/im-having-a-nervous-breakdown-as-soon-as/

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: As soon as this day is over I'm having a nervous breakdown. I've worked for it, I deserve it and no one is going to keep me from it!

Yeah...only we understand each other's weirdness sometimes! lol

Sometimes it scares me how in sync our weirdness is. My friends and are are usually in sync with our weirdness

Technically grown-up, yet still have to chant, Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty to figure crap out.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Technically grown-up, yet still have to chant, Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty to figure crap out.