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I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider. Then I turn into Al Capone, and "I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND!" (Man, I hate spiders.

Alright STOP!!lol

When someone says "STOP" I never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen. So funny


Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: If by 'Let's agree to disagree,' you really mean: 'Let's each continue to think the other person is a fucking idiot,' then, yeah, sure.


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If a bit of schadenfreude doesn't brighten your day...

If a bit of schadenfreude doesn't brighten your day./good morning baby, hope your day is good.

I changed my...

Funny Confession Ecard: I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. So funny


God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round.and laughed and laughed and laughed. Hahahahaha Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?


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But I might crawl under the blankets and sing you a lullaby before slashing and dashing...cuz well..us Sagittarius signs help the killer in a horror movie and we prolong the scene...lol

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki. She's under a blanket!" So true and so funny!

Funny pictures about How Some People Handle Spiders. Oh, and cool pics about How Some People Handle Spiders. Also, How Some People Handle Spiders photos.