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Even when things look dark, reach out and find the joy  -  a sunrise, kids playing, an ice cream cone, good book, so many things are there to lighten the heavy load

there are no bad days.sure there are some days that could be better but a truly bad day is when someone dies or becomes really sick. So just remember that there are few bad days!

Having a bad day? Fuck You!  www.fuckyouwine.com

wtf: Say "fuck you" more often, it feels really fucking great!

You need to apologize for being incapable of being a MAN!

I make no apologies for the fact that your balls aren't big enough to handle my personality. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

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I've got 99 problems & 86 of them are completely made scenarios in my head that I'm stressing out about for no logical reason. STORY OF MY LIFE! Time to let go of worrying.

QUOTE, Funny Sarcasm: 'Those who stir the shitpot should have to lick the spoon.

Now there's a challenge for  you !! Which you will fail... Again!! Just saying..,

I am an acquired taste. Don’t like me? Acquire some taste

So accurate

Funny pictures about I wish I was a bird. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a bird. Also, I wish I was a bird.

"My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open" -- Well, isn't that the truth?

my brain has too many tabs open, SO TRUE. I also most of the time have a lot of tabs open as well, lol.

No need to repeat yourself ! | (Mena    =)

There's no need to repeat yourself I ignored you just fine the first time! Lol I definitely work with people this applies to!

Narcissist

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Dam straight

I ain't afraid to love a man. I ain't afraid to shoot him either. -- Annie Oakley Soooo how I feel lately. Aint afraid of nothin!

Yup ;)

that could mean lots of things like Pinkie finger - Pinkie promise. Ring finger - I do. Middle finger - Fuck you. Pointer finger - Yea, you Thumb - I'm okay.

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