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I like my men like I like my diamonds: rough and uncut.

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

Be sure you know what you're buying...gold filled doesn't mean 10K, 14K and 24K gold.

gold filled doesn't mean and gold.

Lol! Always wished I could say that to some people...usually I just end up with "Ohhhh! Is that YOUR babyyyy? Isn't that nice!" All mothers feel the same!

Always wished I could say that to some people.usually I just end up with "Ohhhh! Is that YOUR babyyyy?" All mothers feel the same!

Drinking!

Girls now and then

I drink like my father, and still cook like my mother. (My dad doesn't really drink but it sounded good LOL)

It'd be ok with me if you decided to turn your phone off while we have dinner I'm just saying...

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Horror movie

I like both but it would be Disney movies cuddling but when I want sex it would be horror lol ;

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