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Haha how true is this!

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Just admit it, all any woman wants in life is to do Christian Grey-ish things to the entire cast of Magic Mike.

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A Super Glue stick.

I has my own friends.....

I has my own friends.....

The Conversion Point - Get The Real 2017 Online Marketing Story - funny #funny #funnyquotes

The Conversion Point - Get The Real 2017 Online Marketing Story - funny

I'm pretty sure "fuck" is my favorite word.

Like a comma!

This happens every Tuesday here..

Well he isn't my husband yet, but so true!

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Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Awww i'm sorry to hear that. Would you like me to get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP?

who doesn't??

More like three times! I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let all nearby thieves know I mean business.

great comeback!

biggest pet peeve when people interrupt the middle of your sentence.

Google Spell Check  Do this ALL the time!

SomeEcards are the best way of conveying all the terrible internal thoughts that can't be shared with the world -- the most hilarious SomeEcards ever!

LOL

Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

Every single day.

You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?

story of my life, we're friends because we judge. it's our thing, some people shop, we judge.

My Glass Needs More Wine - http://funnypicturequotes.com/my-glass-needs-more-wine/ #winememes #WineWednesday

My Glass Needs More Wine - http://funnypicturequotes.com/my-glass-needs-more-wine/ #winememes #WineWednesday

"are you mad."  "no just thinking"....(you annoy the crap out of me and it's better I just be quiet so I don't make you feel like an idiot)

Me everyday! If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all!

Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on facebook, your passive-agressive way of ending of our friendship really took some balls.

this is exactly why i *don't* unfriend ppl who aren't really friends becaus omg cassie johnson lol e i don't want them thinking i'm being passive-aggressive when really, i just can't stand the "clutter" of people on my friend list that i never talk to!

My give a damn is busted

shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard

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