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When I was born god gave me two choices. I could either have a great memory OR be great in bed. Now O forgot what I was gonna tell you!

Having married an Irish girl, I agree whole-heartedly...

It is interesting that something like this exists, and I wish that I knew whether it was from a person of Irish heritage. This stereotype likely stems from the fact that irish people do in fact drink, but so does a great majority of other people.


Lord give me patience. Because if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

Ohhhhhhhh, to be a kid again...

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All the time! I'm so sorry if I've done this to you!

Mentally respond and then forget to actually text back! It's annoying how people can get so upset because I forget to actually real-text back.

Funny pictures about Messing with an English major. Oh, and cool pics about Messing with an English major. Also, Messing with an English major.

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that friend that acts innocent, gets dirty jokes

We all have that friend

that friend that acts innocent, gets dirty jokes. I think I am that friend.

Literally do this every time I use Tupperware. I always throw out and buy new

I would rather buy new tupperware, than bother to open this one to clean out whatever this used to be. Also, I like new Tupperware.

Amen! Lucky for me... my boyfriend always sticks around and I don't take that for granted.

Someone who truly loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, how hard you are to handle, and still want you to be in their life

my sister will do this at her own jokes. Then in between laughing she tells us to stop making her laugh.

Laughing so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal - lolsotrue

#BehaviorAnalysis is a hard-science that measures behavior through quantifiable means.

Sick Days and sub plans: I don't always come to work sick but when I do it's because writing sub plans would be worse.Wrote the sub plans and brought them to school, because rewriting emergency sub plans is worse.


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This is so wrong. Funny, but wrong. And by wrong I don't mean to imply that I know the is incorrect.