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Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

So true!

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I screwed up my diet for this Monday. Looks like i'll have to wait until next Monday lol so true

1947 edition MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET Antique Book 1ST PRINTING xmas SANTA CLAUS ♥

1947 edition MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET Antique Book 1ST PRINTING xmas SANTA CLAUS ♥

It's so funny how exercise helps you live longer because whenever I exercise, it makes me feel like I am dying!

a to the men!.... Please don't judge me

Funny Confession Ecard: i believe in empathy. i am always willing to put myself in someone elses shoes. unless they are wearing crocs. then they can go fuck themselves.

Rottenecards About Love | Party’s Over. Back To Reality. And No, I’ve Got No Plan.

I' m gonna lose weight. I'm gonna exercise everyday. I' gonna go on a diet and stick to it .Is that a cake?

Hey, it is a step! #OurSkinny #SummerIsComing

eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

So true. Especially the online shopping cart.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

I was totally unaware that they made one of these all about me! I feel so special!

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!

the funny part is, I actually understand this exact feeling.

Sometimes driving down the highway a really funny idea for an ecard jumps in my mind. Unfortunately, by the time I get home, the “genius” though has disappear. That’s okay because I still found some really cute ecards.

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