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Story of my life! And since my phone spends like of the time on silent, I lose it pretty often!

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Husbands.. Always gotta ask

I always remind my husband that we have only lived in the house for 10 years. Funny, I thought it was just my husband. Turns out maybe he isn't that unique.

Family

LOL I wish I could say this wasn't true! "My family is tempermental: Half temper, Half mental" Funny Quotes About Family Jokes.

Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? good times...

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?

Funny Confession Ecard: My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything back.

Funny Confession Ecard: My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything

oh my... so true.

I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

If I really like you, I'll be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I don't like you, I'll be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Ecard: The stick figure decals on vehicle windows are not pedestrian 'kill scores’ but represent family members? I'll remove mine ASAP to avoid further confusion.

London Eye - I crossed this off my list in 2005 with one of my best friends in the world.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Bring on the warmer temperatures! Oh wait. I'm too fat for summer right now.

Lol

I would rather buy new tupperware, than bother to open this one to clean out whatever this used to be. Also, I like new Tupperware.

so true it's almost not funny...almost

I almost died laughing

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

Now, there's an ecard to prove it!!! -k

eCard: Target is like a casino, you lose track of time and money. So true!

Totally! And poor Nicholas knows this better than anyone when he is with me lol he knows how the groceries have to go on the belt and how to pump the gas...he is just a good boy and just goes with the flow of things :)

So true! EVERY single time lol! OCD at the gas station pump.it has to land on the right number or I'm annoyed lol

Ive felt exactly this way once or twice

Funny pictures about Seriously. am I? Oh, and cool pics about Seriously. am I? Also, Seriously. am I?

My texting conversations have gone from an actual conversation to sending pictures of funny things I found on pinterest. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

My texting conversations have gone from an actual conversation to sending pictures of funny things I found on pintrest.so true

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