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Pizza is my favourite. This would e perfect.

Someone from Denver, Colorado, US posted a whisper, which reads "So I have a husband. But there's this sexy neighbor called pizza.

Get a girl pizza, not pregnant.

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny. Oh lord I would die. I love pizza too much

Don't ever make plans without me, basically.

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10/31/17   1:47a   Hello...Creature!

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "My first instinct when i see an animal is say 'hello', my first instinct when i see a human is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

Walked in on my Girlfriend singing "you are so beautiful" to a box of donuts...

Someone from Grand Forks posted a whisper, which reads "Walked in on my Girlfriend singing "you are so beautiful" to a box of donuts.

these all describe me

Never been in a relationship - yes Oh well ❤️ Never been kissed - yep I do care what I look like I am lazy and awkward and have a weird sense of humour I care to much I overthink and have no social life Music is my life and my life would be a good to show

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