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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Its friday, time to whip out my liquid personality.

Your negative attitude is proof that you aren't happy...  no more negativity please

Your negative attitude is proof that you aren't happy. no more negativity please (seriously hate people that are like this!

I'm not crazy... I'm just not afraid. So while you teachers pet jerks are buttering him up, I'm just sitting here. Putting him in his place. Showing him that I'm not afraid. I'm me. And I don't like when you yell at me, teacher. Because I will yell right back. Why are people cursed with anxiety. IF SOMEONE IS WRONG THEY NEED TO KNOW.

I'm a Preemie Mom. What's your super power? Moms who raise or have raised preemie babies, are the worlds real super moms. Annual Parents of Preemie Day, March 2013

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

You know what I would do in the Olympics? The US Men's Swim Team. | Sports Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Sports Ecard: You know what I would do in the Olympics? The US Men's Swim Team.

Vodka looks like water :-)

Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas!

Seriously this is my life...

Finding My Style At From My Front Porch To Yours

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

Always there for me...@hollye

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

Saturday too!!!!

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: It's Friday. Don't ask what's for dinner. You already know the answer is BEER!

Haha if only...

You can order wine at McDonald's in Europe! Unfortunately, it is not named McWine. Marketing opportunity = missed.

MOST DEFINITELY HAVE TO TOAST TO THE BOOZE :)

Funny Friendship Ecard: It's no longer 'box wine'. The classy term is 'Cardboardeaux'. I need some wine.

People Person

I feel like I’m dying of laughter every time I read this…best someecard I’ve seen yet. My friend and I were cracking up after seeing it a couple days ago, I’ve wanted so badly to post it on people’s.

Funny Confession Ecard: Yes, It's my fault you acted like a butthole. I am the dickhead fairy and I sprinkled asshole dust on your head when you weren't looking.

Funny Confession Ecard: Yes, It's my fault you acted like a butthole. I am the dickhead fairy and I sprinkled asshole dust on your head when you weren't looking. - Oh that made me laugh!

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