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Rottenecards - My therapist told me the way to find inner peace was to finish things I had already started. Today I finished 2 bottles of wine and a cake. I feel better already!

True Story - I'm not always right, but when I am it's usually all of the time.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Who says you can have too many 31 products?

I don't laugh often, but when I do it's usually because someone fell. Stay clumsy my friends.

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I don't laugh often, but when I do it's usually because someone fell. Stay clumsy my friends.

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Omg this was totally me doing a somersault for Harper. My neck hurt for days.

Funny: I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. I'm having wine for dinner.

Don't you hate when you're going down the steps, and you forget about the last one? It's like...HELLO...you just had a 7 inch heart attack.

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: Don't you hate when you're going down the steps, and you forget about the last one?you just had a 7 inch heart attack.

.idiotic, bat shit crazy is more like it .... there should be a vaccine or mandatory holding cells on mars for these people... the world would be a much better place for everyone! lol

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

Life isn't a fairytale...

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Religion is like a penis

Free and Funny News Ecard: Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.

that's exactly what this b!tch did: 1) ugly sweater party 2) rich boyfriend kicks her out of his big house, returning every single present 3) quick date with cute co-worker 4) drunken summer f*ck buddy rebound 5) crawl back to ugly sweater party guy #backburner

tch did: ugly sweater party rich boyfriend kicks her out of his big house, returning every single present quick date with cute co-worker drunken summer f*ck buddy rebound crawl back to ugly sweater party guy

I'm sorry... What's that? I can't hear you over all the lies your mouth is spilling.

Track record of being a liar

Rottenecards - I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole.

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