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"I swear I'll cut off what's left of your dick" is the best sentence I've ever read

Literally fell out laughing lmfao

Revenge.

genius <<< the Harry Potter fandom is everywhere (pinning for idea though)

If These Tumblr Posts Make You Laugh, You Almost Definitely Have Parents

I've been through ten high schools, they start to get blurry. No point planting roots 'cause you're gone in a hurry. sorry I'm Heathers trash

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Tumblr Tuesday 12-22

I had a guy walk into Walmart and ask when we closed and I kind of just stared at him in confusion and was like "we don't?

Well, I'm partly deaf, so it's hard for me to hear during the night.<<< Do u need it to be bright outside for u to hear?

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I love this ride!!!! I usually chose either Kick Start My Heart or Paralyzed(by Finger Eleven)

I usually chose either Kick Start My Heart or Paralyzed(by Finger Eleven)<<< Is this Rip Ride Rockit? I don't even remember what my song was, I was swearing too loudly on the drop lol

Tumblr is one of my absolute favorite sites on the Internet. I still remember how thrilled I was to discover it a few years ago, before it became as popular as it is today. At first, Tumblr was just about posting pictures of exceptionally pretty or cool things, but it quickly morphed into a place … Read More

35 Times Tumblr Proved Itself To Be The Best Social Media Site Ever In 2014

Of course I can you idiots, just because I know how to talk doesn't mean I want to talk to you. <<<< Sherlock as a kid, basically.

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Tumblr Bullshit 17 - Album on Imgur

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Dangggg, he is a fucking badass

Funny Memes 30 Memes To Make Your Work Break Laughable

30 Memes To Make Your Work Break Laughable

Funny Memes 30 Memes To Make Your Work Break Laughable

This confused me so much until I read the second half.. omg

Tumblr Tuesday 12-29

Hes such a poor naive yak

Science teacher edition

How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition --- I've done this before, the burning dollar bill

Lol this so funny

On getting arrested

The most innocent guy in the world

#tumblr #funny

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Welp, I don't walk around in the middle of the night so, I'm safe.

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