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I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Thank You Christian Grey for having my wife believe she must only drive an Audi or Saab.

E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

"That's why I don't even bother listening to others negative thoughts/opinions. They're just worthless!"

So true! A pintrest minute equals 15 real life minutes!

Oh yeah!

My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, ' I KNOW, RIGHT?' I told my dentist,"Now I really am a queen- you crowned me!

haha the struggle is real! I usually go for the pj's!

Simple Joys

Funny Weekend Ecard: That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day and you're not sure whether to put on regular clothes or pajama's. *Always choose pajamas!

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead, just like your dreams.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: According to my pinning, I'm going to need 18 bathrooms, 12 living rooms, 3 backyards, and 1000 closets to get everything I really want in a house.

Scrolling for birth year

Nothing makes me feel old like having to scroll down to find my birth year.

This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

Funny Apology Ecard: This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

I die a little each time my phone rings. Hate talking on the phone

Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm not judgmental. I just have excellent assessment skills.

Skill Level: Master Judging and assessing are TWO different things. I assess well.

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