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fkk yes.

if you don't look like a Victoria secret model, then don't expect me to look like a Calvin Klein model.

Mom: What do you think im made of money?

What your kids think Mom stands for.I know someone who steals money from her mom alllll the time :-/

...or in the morning you wake up early and FORGET why it was you had to get up early!

"Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important." So true. Every day

from Isabella & Max Rooms

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True Story....

True Story....

Brotip - 'Never be ashamed of your job. If you flip burgers, flip some f***ing dope burgers.

fun, funny, ironic, good mood switch on, lol, when you need something to turn instantly your lips upwards. Smile like there's no tomorrow :-D

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

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"I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button." That's my morning workout.

I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.

Marriage defined

Marriage defined

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