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I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure a Nyquil margarita will solve all your problems. Kristin, you love NyQuil I love Margs:) and you!

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Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok, Byeeee.

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

I'll be saying this to my friends with kids. But then again, this might be why I'm not being invited to the princess parties.

I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Ha!

usually I'm the clumsy one, like when I fall off things.but I still have clumsy friends!

23 Fabulous Disney Villain Snapchats

23 Fabulous Disney Villain Snapchats

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