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No babies anytime soon!

Funny Baby Ecard: Attending your baby shower reminded me that I needed to take my birth control pill.

There's a Harry Potter marathon on abc family, I don't think I'm going to make it to school today. Or tomorrow.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: There's a Harry Potter marathon on abc family, I don't think I'm going to make it to work today. Or tomorrow.

Be kind, be kind!

You have the right to have your opinion, and I have the right to tell you how fucking stupid it is.

So many people have this these days. you want something? get off your butt and work for it!

Irrational sense of entitlement. Today's generation was born with their hand out.

Ahhhh, motherhood.

Parenting - children - funny: Screaming no longer fazes me. I now only get up for children at the sound of broken glass or the smell of smoke.

Signs you're getting old

This is bullshit. I've reached thepoint in my life where my friends are startingto have kids on purpose.

I think we all know where this is heading

so, it´s reaaally late and i´m unbelievably tired but i still have to pack for a sleepover at ♥ Ordonez ´s houseeeeeee what is my life

SO wrong its funny! That is so something Jason would say..lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, heating your dinner was not the right answer.

We are going to Hell in Gasoline Underwear for what we just said about her ugly baby.

"We are going to Hell in Gasoline Underwear for what we just said about her ugly baby. Smith 'ugly baby judges you!

I can't stand when people have bad...really bad things happen to them and then they say Why? Why did this happen to me?  Because bad decisions have consequences stupid!!!  (That's what I want to say to them)

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.

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