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Everyone thinks that: its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy. in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.

This is one reason we're friends. We understand each others love for wine. @Lauren McGregor Downs

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

I'm not much of a drinker but this cracked me up. I thought of you @Amy Cushman

Funny Encouragement Ecard: You can only say, 'WTF?' so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking.

Vino baby

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

Day 5:  I am so incredibly thankful for the most supportive, smart, funny, witty, fun group of girlfriends anyone could ask for. @Megan Dunn @Megan Paddock @Sara Renkert @Chanel Yellowhair @Jamie Stevens @Jane Overbey @Kristy Thompson @Christi Hoopes @tara

friends (Thank you, my beautiful and VERY much missed Marton-Roldan ) How are you? And that wonderful girl of yours? The hubby? I'll NEVER forget you offering to lend him to me. ♥ friends,My Girls-,Quotes :

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

It could cheer me up... - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.

Here is a collection of funny and relatable ecards collected from around the web

YES! That is so accurate!!  Works with grandkids too!!

Parenting humor, parent meme, kids talking while mom is on the phone, funny motherhood

95% of the decisions in my life.. - http://jokideo.com/95-of-the-decisions-in-my-life/

Ecard : of the decisions I'm my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good

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