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Derek, I love that when I’m with you, I don’t have to pretend I’m a nice person. That shit’s exhausting.

(funny,funny stuff,lol,lolsotrue,true story,so true,i can relate,bitch)

Sarcasm only does the job some of the time. it's like being a bitch jokingly even though you're kinda serious. When that doesn't work any more, you just say the same thing with out sarcasm.

questionable morals

Funny Friendship Ecard: You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

Just ask tha boss....

I've seen monkey shit fights at work that are more organized than my job.

You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole. Sorry, but this really made me laugh

Free and Funny Family Ecard: You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole.

I would SO love to send this to a certain someone, but I'm taking the high road instead.....ugh!

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

I love how badass we think we are when we're together.

We all have that friend, upon getting together with, you both turn into total badasses! Yep, that's us, Carrie!

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.