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A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF . What I'm just sayin

SERIOUSLY walmart.... fix that!

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"Oh I'm sorry," he smiled with mock sincerity. "I didn't mean to offend you - it must have come as a bonus."

"Oh I'm sorry," he smiled with mock sincerity. "I didn't mean to offend you - it just came as a bonus.

Oh, So That's What That Really Means

How to get a girls number: Hide your phone and keep it on silent. Ask if you can call your mom on her phone. If yes, secretly call YOUR phone.

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

I hate when that happens, in my sarcastic voice.

I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.

oohh wine,,, my constant companion... and jameson.. mmm jameson

Wine does this, not a man. Wine does this, not a man. Wine does this, not a man.

this is funny to me because i make my own jokes and will laugh by myself... sometimes when alone

This couldn't be more true. I am by far the funniest person I know .stole from haley, i am the funniest person you know, bitch!

LOL!

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Monsters

All the time.

I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.

YES!!! This is me......You also? Ha Ha hA. Nice to know Im not alone. Ah! Much better. But gotta flip my pillow to the cold side!

leg back under the covers after the thought of somthing grabbing your foot from under the bed. repeat the process until sleep takes over :). So true!

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Yep that's me EVERY day

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

Sometimes you feel like that

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