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I'm sorry you found my normal behavior to be highly inappropriate. elise_abdalla I'm sorry you found my normal behavior to be highly inappropriate. I'm sorry you found my normal behavior to be highly inappropriate.

Funny Mardi Gras Ecard: Mardi Gras translated: Religious holiday for getting drunk in the streets while waiting for beads to be thrown from vehicles!

A friend asks if you'd like a little wine. A real friend asks if you'd like a little wine, then fills the glass to the rim.

Ok, I can't help but post this....feel the burn or feel my bumper. haha.

"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Yup that's me

This is me and it always gets me in trouble. Why can't I keep my mouth shut. Does it really matter that everyone else is thinking it?

That's right!!

Freak Show Friday #8

I gotta remember this quote for next time someone's a smartass to me.

No babies anytime soon!

Funny Baby Ecard: Attending your baby shower reminded me that I needed to take my birth control pill.

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

This is how i feel at work when i answer the phone :) Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can.

Haha!!! I love to hang out with drunks! I learn so much and people become real. I adore real!

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: Pardon last nights drunk texts. That tequila is one chatty bitch.

I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot. | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot.

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